It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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