I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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