Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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