just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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