: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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