that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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