She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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