She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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