I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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