Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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