so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Help me help you realize you are a moron
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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