Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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