i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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