Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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