Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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