Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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