I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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