What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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