But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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