Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You were trust falling into bushes
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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