Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so let's talk penis.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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