I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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