HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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