in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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