Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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