so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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