I hate your face
we made out on top of his cat.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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