how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
high people should be assigned attendants
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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