so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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