We're like a lot better than the average bears
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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