Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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