oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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