I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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