I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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