i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You smell like stripper and shame
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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