I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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