kristin has been a bad kristin
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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