If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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