Sry I called you an 8
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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