eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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