Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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