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Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Every concussion has its silver lining
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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