Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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