East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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