In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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