GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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