i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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