Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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