nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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