I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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